Accident investigation? Lol....!! it's so easy :)

An accident happened. Leakage, spillage, everything happened as usual. People were busy.
The concerned engineer was playing candy crush on his mobile. He couldn’t care for the message received on his wireless that had been set to low volume. He was busy.
The ambulance driver went outside to buy gutka. His boss needed gutka. He was busy too.
People gathered around. They started discussing. They turned busy too.
Where are the certified first aiders? They were shocked too. They had been shown demo on stage three years ago and issued certificates. They couldn’t help too.
The person is lying down, but now arise the question – Where is his buddy? Sorry, the buddy is in canteen sipping his cup of tea. He didn’t know too.
The buddy should be happy. He didn’t have to see the person injured.
Oh God…!!! Who is the buddy and who has been injured? The technician is at the canteen and it was his helper injured at work.
The man was taken to the Health centre in a bolero campher.
Fighting all odds he survived.
The HSE team knew about the incident in two days.
Now there will be an investigation - Accident Investigation.
An investigation team was formed. The team designated to investigate consisted of honchos from five different departments (Namely finance, HR, admin, commercial and Maintenance)
 Investigation started the very next week. The committee decided to visit the accident site. Location? Where did the accident happen? Was the accident real or a fabricated one? One pointed to the right, another to the left. Finally the committee moved straight and reached the location with the help of a guide. To their pleasure everything was back to normal. (definitely it calls for a party – everything is back to normal and this shows that the accident didn’t have any effect on the business….!!! Happiness overflowed). The team took twenty five different photographs from fifteen different angles. An eye witness appeared from nowhere. Gave a statement before the investigation committee – ‘ The person didn’t wear PPEs’.
The committee made a thirty page report which says

Root cause- The person was reluctant to wear PPEs

Corrective action – Terminated him 

Tail end: The team was congratulated by the group CEO for their findings


Comments

  1. Kratika Singh26 December 2016 at 12:39

    easy indeed.. lol

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  2. Kratika Singh26 December 2016 at 12:44

    But the important question is.. did that ambulance driver get gutka? could he find the shop?

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    1. Karthik Rohil28 December 2016 at 18:51

      Lol. He can get fired easily too ..!!

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    2. Kratika Singh28 December 2016 at 19:43

      I hope he does.. lol.. and everyone else... lol..

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  3. Anonymous28 December 2016 at 19:40

    I dont think its true, safety is taken seriously in all companies

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    1. Karthik Rohil28 December 2016 at 20:38

      Yes definitely, safety is taken seriously :) I know I have exaggerated a bit.
      I would love to believe that 'Safety is a continuous journey; it's not a destination'. I want more. Dil more maangta heh yaar:P
      I respect your comment and thank you for that.

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  4. Unknown18 January 2017 at 09:09

    U have said universal truth no doubt . And main thing is in safety we should co-operative with each other many places which I have seen their team members use to be have like safety representative came from out of space ... Heehehe

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  5. Unknown18 January 2017 at 09:09

    U have said universal truth no doubt . And main thing is in safety we should co-operative with each other many places which I have seen their team members use to be have like safety representative came from out of space ... Heehehe

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  6. Parshottam ahir6 February 2017 at 21:01

    That's why wd should call outside agencies for RCA....

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    1. Karthik Rohil23 February 2017 at 00:25

      I guess, not always. But in most of the cases this outsourcing can help.

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  7. Parshottam ahir6 February 2017 at 21:02

    That's why wd should call outside agencies for RCA....

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